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These are the people who constantly harass and annoy us!
Keep it up all of Ya!
Make sure U all learn the dance steps!

Ritchie you complete and Utter Bastard!
Younger brother of Matt, and long time prepubescent sock abuser.

Name: Andy Ashford
D.O.B: 13/06/82
Home town: Lancaster
Nick Name: Mickey J. Leg
Favourite Quote:..Kat! I F**ckin' Love you!
Beer factory rating:? More than his Soddin' Brother
Look-a-like:A Short Haired Townie Faggot.
BE-atch!
The most unreliable and useless person you are ever likely to meet, well you probably wont meet him 'cos he's always late!

Name: Ian Rattigan
D.O.B: 21/03/81
Home town:Manchester
Nick Name: Yan Benosh
Favourite quote: Beer?
Beer factory rating: 9 Pints
Look-a-like: 'A Ginger Eunoch!!'
No Respect please, she's a lady!
We all love Emily 'cos she's ......Brilliant!

Name: Emily Matt's bird
D.o.B ??/??/??
Home Town: Norfolk
Nickname: Smell
Favourite quote: MATTHEW NO!
Beer Factory rating:? more than her soddin' Boyfriend!
Look-a-like: Little Angel
The Helmut
Well what can you say about Chris that someone hasn't shouted at him for?

Name: Chris Helme
D.O.B ??/??/??
Hometown: Lancaster/ Southampton
Nick Name: Emu, Elmo,
Favourite Quote: Ambulence please!
Beer Factory Rating: all of 3 pints!
Look -a- Like: God wasn't cruel enough
The New Lass!
This is kind of difficult, Carri hasn't done anything embarassing yet ( I do mean yet!) She's Small and..........well thats about it.

Name: Carri Newton
D.O.B 02/08/1985
Hometown:Lancaster
Favourite Quote:Oh ....I've been in bed .
Beer Factory rating:She'll drink out! just don't feed her Vodka!(Have you seen Gremlins?!)
Look-a-Like: I'll Let Nick Decide (Note from Nick B- "I value my life too much to make a reference!"
All the people I don't have pictures of
Where do I start?
Emily Stanley: Top class bar maid at the Bobbin, also the bunny girl with "The Cleavege".

Joy: Bit of a dark horse I'm afraid (note to self more resarch on Joy!)
Hmmm Zoe
'Ickle Zoe.

Name: Zoe Dempsey
D.O.B: 23/07/81
Home town: Lancaster
Nick Name: Zoe?
Favourite Quote: Do you wanna see my other piercing?
Beer factory rating: JD all the way baby!
Look-a-like:Litre
 
   
 

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